SPACE AGE ANGER MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS
bringing calm into a world of stress
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- CAUSES
- In today's stressful world, unmanaged anger can lead to animosity, resentment and outright hate. The problem may result in reduced productivity in extreme cases
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- EFFECTS
- Ever since the ancient times, if left unmanaged, anger could overflow into physical fights, resulting in injury, death, and even loss of income
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- SOLUTIONS
- Attempts to solve the problem are often inspired but can be inappropriate or harmful. Smacking your head against the wall is unlikely to help. And as the song says, "drugs don't work"
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- PROFESSIONALS
- Our expert consultants are here to help. We use space age technology to tackle workplace anger decisively, with a 99% success rate. (The 1% where we have failed are in mental institutions)
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- LEARNING
- In our intensive workshops, you will be placed in staged situations of potential danger and stress, learning to quietly accept all that you cannot change, focusing your energies on what you can influence
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- SUCCESS
- You will emerge as if reborn, ready to face all challenges with a laugh, and be the success story you have always deserved to be
Technology
We use advanced tools that were previously seen only on the International Space Station
Our patented methodologies in psychotronics and non-invasive surgical procedures are second to none.
We hire only the most experienced professionals, who are trained and monitored to the highest standard.
We are in the process of obtaining chartered status, pending a review by the regulatory authorities.
Your safety and well-being are our primary concern. Cushioned, silent room facilities are available for the most challenging cases.
We have a presence in multiple locations in Florida, Mexico, Colombia, Switzerland, Moscow, the City of London, and Reykyavik.
Rest assured that with our space age approach to curing anger, the risk of blow-out, meltdown, or "going postal" is kept at a minimum.
Legal
Your usage of SAAMS services is at your own risk
Everyone is human, and mistakes do happen. Thankfully, they are a rare occurrence.
Before engaging a consultant, you will be asked to agree to our Terms and Conditions. Among other things, the Terms make it clear that you hold us free of liability in case of death or injury during our work.
You will also agree to not charge hospital fees to SAAMS if they should arise during our consultations.
Our credit terms are 32 days. We employ a collections agency for late payments and bailiffs for deadbeats.
Contact
Call or email today for a calm assessment of your anger management needs without obligation
Credits
Thank you to the photographers whose images are used under their respective licenses
Angry tiger
by Guyon Morée from Beverwijk, Netherlands [CC BY 2.0 ( Web Link)], via Wikimedia Commons
Early Night Vision Goggles 1975
by U.S. Army Materiel Command [CC BY 2.0 ( Web Link)]
Electronics tools and material
by FDominec (Own work) [Public domain ( Web Link)], via Wikimedia Commons
hillary laughs
by Doc [CC BY 2.0 ( Web Link)]
Road meditation
by Nickolai Kashirin [CC BY 2.0 ( Web Link)]
Stress Management System
by Caius Durling [CC BY 2.0 ( Web Link)]
The Hidden Power of the Heart
by Nattu [CC BY 2.0 ( Web Link)]
Young boxers fresco, Akrotiri, Greece
by Yann Forget [Public Domain ( Web Link)]
